The War Between Halo and Call of Duty Fans Gets Thirstier

In an inexplicable and seemingly endless effort to connect violent first-person shooters with indigestible neon fluids, Monster Energy Drink has upped the ante with the brand-new Modern Warfare 2 Monster Assault Energy Drink. Yes, that's the name. Why a company would sell a consumable product with a word like "Assault" in its name is anyone's guess, but perhaps it's a baby step towards consumer honesty from the energy drink industry. Yeah, we doubt it. Read More »